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MY CRYSTAL BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD

STILL REPPIN' DA SPC ===O

Created on 2003-07-22 16:42:56 (#1200872), last updated 2009-07-10

3,231 comments received, 2,790 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:KooftSPC
Birthdate:1982-11-22
Location:Los Angeles, California, United States
Bio
on rainy days i like to sit around a (bathroom) trash can fire and tell stories that directly involve the former russia and sports chalet. nobody is yet fully aware of the role i played in the kennedy assasination and thats the way my socks want it. some secrets are better left than right but cmon...grassy knoll all up in you bitches

i have dedicated my life to the study and pursuit of the perfect consistency for a creamy lobster bisque.

im in frequent attendance of cake conventions. that is in fact where i met a very dear friend of mine (johnny depp) for the first time. i was so thrilled to finally come across somebody who shares the same passion for sponge and bavarian cream perfection as i do. we both agree that pie is the true backbone of our indulgent sweet frosted angels fooded subculture. we have tentatively decided however that for the time being pie is too trendy and mainstream to propel the cake movement into the 43rd century where it should be. the stitching in the blanket that is pastries though is cheesecake...but that secret stays between you and me.

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I feel: AS BAD AS HIM ON ACID

SPIRAL OUT...KEEP GOING!!!

SPC ===0
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