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MY CRYSTAL BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD

STILL REPPIN' DA SPC ===O

Name:
KooftSPC
Birthdate:
22 November 1982
External Services:
  • manazo@livejournal.com
  • who still uses this? AIM status
  • or this? ICQ status
  • never heard of this
on rainy days i like to sit around a (bathroom) trash can fire and tell stories that directly involve the former russia and sports chalet. nobody is yet fully aware of the role i played in the kennedy assasination and thats the way my socks want it. some secrets are better left than right but cmon...grassy knoll all up in you bitches

i have dedicated my life to the study and pursuit of the perfect consistency for a creamy lobster bisque.

im in frequent attendance of cake conventions. that is in fact where i met a very dear friend of mine (johnny depp) for the first time. i was so thrilled to finally come across somebody who shares the same passion for sponge and bavarian cream perfection as i do. we both agree that pie is the true backbone of our indulgent sweet frosted angels fooded subculture. we have tentatively decided however that for the time being pie is too trendy and mainstream to propel the cake movement into the 43rd century where it should be. the stitching in the blanket that is pastries though is cheesecake...but that secret stays between you and me.

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I feel: AS BAD AS HIM ON ACID

SPIRAL OUT...KEEP GOING!!!

SPC ===0
3 ft shitbongs, a perfect circle, acting like im black, afi, as bad, as him on acid, ass, ass beatings, ass fucking, ass grabbing, ass slapping, barking, beating women, being an asshole, being.the.reason.you.tried.to.kill.yourself, beligerence, bill hicks, bio engineering, biting people, blastin squirt, boobs, breasts in plants, brooms, calling you a faggot, capitalism, chaplin.robinson.cagney.bogart.bitches, cheating on tests, cockslapping people, concerts, crack, cumrags, da ali g show, damn you, designated penis, diablo, disrespecting women, dj dan, donuts, dopehouses, drive by's, driving my protractor, drunken rambling, eating pussy with chopsticks, es.see.tee, evolve, flaking on people, football, free enterprise, funky house, gabber, genetic engineering, glass blowing, glass cocks, gossip, hating weed, hay bales, herpes, i.want.to.sex.a.pigeon, imaginary dicks, jack daniels, jaegermeister, jail, jailbait, jogging and smogging, jump up jungle, kashmir, la lakers, laughing.while.you.read.this, littering, loud behavior, lying, making a scene, making fun of you, making gifts for people, manazo, manual penis pumps, manwhoring, marlboro, married with children, martial arts, masturbating, maynard, metallica, missy, more ego, my ego, nails in my back, neuroscience, new england patriots, niggers, omg kat's right, one mile wish, open door pissing, pearlco, philosophy, pimping, pinochle, pizza, porn, psychology, punk rock, reading, red hot chili peppers, red rock, reid speed, revott duh, rough sex, ruby, russian spy monkeys, salt, san francisco, sarcasm, school, securing this shit, sex, sexually educating 4 yearolds, shaking.sticks.at.sexually.educated.4.yearolds, shit talking, shitpipes, shoplifting, singing.classic.rock.karoake.louder.than.you, siteripping.porn.bots.from.outer.space, smoking, snowboarding, spc, spinning, spoons, sporks, staind, std's, stealing, sun tzu, surfing, sweeping the desert, tampax, tapatio, teasing, teeth during head, the beach, the coma structure, tickling, tool, treating ho's like garbage, tweek jokes, tweeker sluts and methamphetamine, uk hardcore, unplanned pregnancy, using apostrophe's incorrect'ly, video poker, vitamin d

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